The Random and The Obscene

Title: Resident Geek
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings: Edward/Bella
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 17/?
Warnings: Strong language, sexuality, and underage drinking.

Summary: Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? OOC-AH.

( Chapter 18 )

Title: Resident Geek
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings: Edward/Bella
Rating: NC-17
Chapter: 17/?
Warnings: Strong language, sexuality, and underage drinking.

Summary: Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? OOC-AH.

( Chapter 17 )

I was working on the daily crossword puzzle in the newspaper like usual yesterday and came upon an interesting clue.

Twilight

You can imagine the awry of words and phrases that came to mind from that one word. I looked down at the puzzle and saw it was a long one, with 12 letters. Thus started the most fun I've had guessing a clue in a while. 

( The Innerworkings of My Mind )

 

Twilight Merchandise has taken on a life of its own and everyday I swear I find something else that makes me wish I didn't love this fandom so much because I'm just embarrassed to be associated with it.

Case in point:



Your very own Edward shadow.

"Made by Vinyl Fruit and available from their Etsy store for a hefty $60.00, this life-sized Edward sticks to your wall or the back of your bedroom door. There he will stand silently, "so he can be intrigued while you sleep! He'll be keeping an eye out for any roving carnivorous vampires searching for a snack, while reminding you to "Be Safe.""

Creepy much?

And then there's the Vamp. I didn't want to put the pic up here, but you can see it here, along with the weird video.

I have no words when it comes to the Vamp. It's just... gone too far, don't you think?

What's next?

Seriously, what else could they possibly come out with?

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Title: Resident Geek
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairings: Edward/Bella
Rating: NC-17
Chapter:Extra/?
Warnings: Strong language, sexuality, and underage drinking.

Summary: Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? OOC-AH.

( Extra )

We're hosting another contest over at the Temptation podcast.

Click on the pretty (thanks goes to angstgoddess003 for making it) and it'll take you to all the rules.

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